lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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Anonymous: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out? 

wodkat:

croutoncat:

possibly 

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

17 hours ago + 348,282 notes

landorus:

when did i start paying attention to everyones eyebrows

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lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

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frostyfrolik:

do you ever cry when you see a picture of a player who used to be a part of your team

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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Monday + reblog + 6,463 notes

yayhaz:

do you ever just

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